Create a square t-shirt graphic design with the following concept:

Title: Sneezing Salmon Slam
Slogan: When space allergies hit the cosmic court
Visual style: surreal collage with retro-futuristic whimsy
Mood: melancholic and slightly unsettling loneliness
Core concept prompt: A centered whimsical astronaut salmon mid-sneeze, expelling misty cloud effects that swirl into a cosmic basketball orbiting a vintage cafe table, rendered in grainy texture with neon pink and acid pop palette, combining surreal collage and retro-futuristic styles, large readable text below saying 'When space allergies hit the cosmic court'.

Hard constraints:
- Keep composition centered and shirt-print friendly.
- Use high-contrast, clear forms suitable for print.
- Any text must be large and easily readable.
- Exclude all forbidden elements: real brand logos, celebrity likenesses, political slogans, explicit content, tiny unreadable text
- Do not include real brand names/logos, celebrity likenesses, copyrighted characters, political campaign slogans, hateful content, or explicit content.

Output a clean standalone design graphic, no mockup, no watermark, no background scene.

Create a square t-shirt graphic design with the following concept:

Title: Sneezing Salmon Slam
Slogan: When space allergies hit the cosmic court
Visual style: surreal collage with retro-futuristic whimsy
Mood: melancholic and slightly unsettling loneliness
Core concept prompt: A centered whimsical astronaut salmon mid-sneeze, expelling misty cloud effects that swirl into a cosmic basketball orbiting a vintage cafe table, rendered in grainy texture with neon pink and acid pop palette, combining surreal collage and retro-futuristic styles, large readable text below saying 'When space allergies hit the cosmic court'.

Hard constraints:
- Keep composition centered and shirt-print friendly.
- Use high-contrast, clear forms suitable for print.
- Any text must be large and easily readable.
- Exclude all forbidden elements: real brand logos, celebrity likenesses, political slogans, explicit content, tiny unreadable text
- Do not include real brand names/logos, celebrity likenesses, copyrighted characters, political campaign slogans, hateful content, or explicit content.

Output a clean standalone design graphic, no mockup, no watermark, no background scene.