Create a square t-shirt graphic design with the following concept:

Title: Sneeze Into The Portal
Slogan: Catch the unexpected—pastel glitch sneeze!
Visual style: whimsical surreal collage with glowing, misty, and grainy textures in pastel blue and black
Mood: unsettling quirky
Core concept prompt: A centered surreal collage featuring a cartoon character mid-sneeze emitting glowing pastel blue mist, with portal-like swirling shapes around the sneeze. The whole design has grainy textures and motion lines on a black background. Large, readable text slogan arches above or below in a playful font, emphasizing the quirky, unsettling vibe.

Hard constraints:
- Keep composition centered and shirt-print friendly.
- Use high-contrast, clear forms suitable for print.
- Any text must be large and easily readable.
- Exclude all forbidden elements: real brand logos, celebrities or likenesses, political slogans, explicit or sexual content, tiny unreadable text
- Do not include real brand names/logos, celebrity likenesses, copyrighted characters, political campaign slogans, hateful content, or explicit content.

Output a clean standalone design graphic, no mockup, no watermark, no background scene.

Create a square t-shirt graphic design with the following concept:

Title: Sneeze Into The Portal
Slogan: Catch the unexpected—pastel glitch sneeze!
Visual style: whimsical surreal collage with glowing, misty, and grainy textures in pastel blue and black
Mood: unsettling quirky
Core concept prompt: A centered surreal collage featuring a cartoon character mid-sneeze emitting glowing pastel blue mist, with portal-like swirling shapes around the sneeze. The whole design has grainy textures and motion lines on a black background. Large, readable text slogan arches above or below in a playful font, emphasizing the quirky, unsettling vibe.

Hard constraints:
- Keep composition centered and shirt-print friendly.
- Use high-contrast, clear forms suitable for print.
- Any text must be large and easily readable.
- Exclude all forbidden elements: real brand logos, celebrities or likenesses, political slogans, explicit or sexual content, tiny unreadable text
- Do not include real brand names/logos, celebrity likenesses, copyrighted characters, political campaign slogans, hateful content, or explicit content.

Output a clean standalone design graphic, no mockup, no watermark, no background scene.